HISTORY OF HYGIENE
WHERE IT ALL BEGAN
Around the First Century BC, people went to the loo together and shared a common sponge for wiping themselves.
Ms. Lexy Loo is grossed out when her friend asks, "Hi Lexy, sorry to interrupt your poo... can you pass me that poo covered sponge so I can wipe MY behind now?"
She ponders to herself if there will ever be a better way to get clean.
PAPER OF THE PAST
Toilet paper - the next step in our hygienic evolution. Ms. Lexy Loo is still unsatisfied with this thin, wasteful sheet of paper separating her hand from her poop. It clogs pipes. It kills trees.
Far more water is used to produce toilet paper than it is to wash your behind with our bidet attachment.
Still time for something better?
TREAT YOUR PEACH
Welcome to the modern world.
Ms. Lexy Loo finally gets to sit down on our heated seat where she can enjoy the luxury of having a warm stream of water gently wash her bottom.
After she washes, she lets the built-in dryer do its job. We guarantee this to be the most pleasurable, sanitary and refreshing way to wash.